Chimpout http://www.chimpout.com/forum/ This is the home of the Chimpout, where nigger chimpouts are exploited. Visit http://www.chimpout.com/forum for more. en Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:49:25 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.chimpout.com/forum/images/styles/TwistedDark/misc/rss.png Chimpout http://www.chimpout.com/forum/ Over 80 seperate fires raging in Deathtoilet, MI right now http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?138271-Over-80-seperate-fires-raging-in-Deathtoilet-MI-right-now&goto=newpost Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:47:00 GMT Maybe this is the worlds largest ghetto lobster bbq?

http://www.wxyz.com/dpp/news/local_n...st-side?hpt=T2

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Detroit's Fire Commissioner told Action News fires were burning at 80 locations between 4:00pm and 8:00pm Tuesday. No word on how many homes and buildings were destroyed. Many of the destroyed homes were abandoned.
]]> Cell Block B -General Monkeyshines niggers_suck http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?138271-Over-80-seperate-fires-raging-in-Deathtoilet-MI-right-now China-U.S. ties improving, Hu tells White House team http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?138270-China-U.S.-ties-improving-Hu-tells-White-House-team&goto=newpost Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:30:07 GMT BEIJING (Reuters) - China and the United States said on Wednesday that their sometimes rocky relationship is sounder after talks in Beijing, with... BEIJING (Reuters) - China and the United States said on Wednesday that their sometimes rocky relationship is sounder after talks in Beijing, with both putting an optimistic face on ties that have been jolted by economic and security tensions.





More... ]]> World news feeds Newsbot http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?138270-China-U.S.-ties-improving-Hu-tells-White-House-team Report: BP probe to spread blame for spill http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?138269-Report-BP-probe-to-spread-blame-for-spill&goto=newpost Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:30:07 GMT HOUSTON (Reuters) - BP Plc's internal probe of the deadly April 20 blowout that unleashed the massive Gulf of Mexico oil spill will assign blame to BP as well as other companies involved in the well's operations, The Wall Street Journal reported on Tuesday.





More... ]]> World news feeds Newsbot http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?138269-Report-BP-probe-to-spread-blame-for-spill <![CDATA[U.S. religious leaders condemn "anti-Muslim" frenzy]]> http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?138268-U.S.-religious-leaders-condemn-quot-anti-Muslim-quot-frenzy&goto=newpost Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:30:07 GMT WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. religious leaders on Tuesday condemned an "anti-Muslim frenzy" in the United States, including plans by a Florida church to burn a Koran on September 11, an act a top general said could endanger American troops abroad.





More... ]]> World news feeds Newsbot http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?138268-U.S.-religious-leaders-condemn-quot-anti-Muslim-quot-frenzy Oil Report: How Much Blame Will BP Take? http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?138266-Oil-Report-How-Much-Blame-Will-BP-Take&goto=newpost Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:20:05 GMT BP is set to release a report on its investigation into the Deepwater Horizon disaster which led to the huge oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.

More... ]]> World news feeds Newsbot http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?138266-Oil-Report-How-Much-Blame-Will-BP-Take Four monkeyshines in one day; a new record for me http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?138264-Four-monkeyshines-in-one-day-a-new-record-for-me&goto=newpost Wed, 08 Sep 2010 04:46:38 GMT I went to Kroger earlier today to look for some Pepsi Throwback. On the way into the store, theres some nigger Starbucks employee sat outside,... I went to Kroger earlier today to look for some Pepsi Throwback. On the way into the store, theres some nigger Starbucks employee sat outside, shouting at the top of his lungs, SO fucking loud that it startled me, something like "GAH HAYD!!!" repeatedly.

While sitting in my car and placing a call, I felt the car get shaken or something. I look in the rear view and see an angry sow nigger right at the back of my car with her arms crossed. I figured she kicked my fucking car. I saw what might have been the problem; I was parked at a weird angle, and prevented angry nigger from getting in the shotgun seat of her friends car. Of course, I don't know that this was what it was for sure, because the stupid cunt didn't actually try to get my attention or communicate my error to me; she just (presumably) kicked the car, then got in her friends car somehow.

I called up a distant Kroger to ask if they could quickly check the soda aisle for Pepsi Throwback. It was clearly a fat sow who answered the phone, you can just tell by that deep jigaboo voice that is just barely female. She says "Lemme chek", puts me on hold, then five minutes later a sound plays like the phone is ringing. Stupid cunt clearly had just fucked off and transferred the call so she didn't have to do her job. By the way, I called another Kroger just before, and a white kid picked up, said, "One minute sir, let me go check". Sure enough, he came back one minute later and said "I'm sorry sir, all we have is Pepsi and Diet Pepsi." So basically, races lived up to their stereotypes; the white man did his job dutifully, and the fat nigger sow did whatever the fuck she wanted.

I went into another Kroger and found some Throwback. On the way out, I hear "AAUUUGGGHHH!". I could tell it was a shitlet, but I didn't see it; I did see its nigger mama walking into the store and chastising it on the way; at least she did that much. Otherwise, that store was fantastic! It was far nicer than any other Kroger I've seen in the area, and they had white cashiers and white baggers. Fuckin' amazing.

I went into a Radioshack to get a little adaptor for my sail foam. The nigger salesperson who came over to me asked me what I was going to use it with. (I had already told him, "I need the A-97 iGo tip please, it says on your website that you have it in stock".) I show him my phone, and being the nigger he is, takes it from me and starts playing with it, and says "GET the fuck out!" (Apparently, even though Radioshack's main focus these days is to sell sail foams, this nigger wasn't aware that Cricket had an Android phone.) Unprofessional, obviously, then after he was done fucking with my phone, went right over to where the tips were, and got me the one I needed. A-97 just like I specified. He didn't need to see my phone, he just needed to gibs muh dat.

Fucking niggers! Shit. If I had a nickel for every monkeyshine, my God... ]]> The Yard fuckingniggers http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?138264-Four-monkeyshines-in-one-day-a-new-record-for-me Clive Donner http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?138262-Clive-Donner&goto=newpost Wed, 08 Sep 2010 04:20:09 GMT September 7, 2010: Clive Donner, 84, British director best known for the 1960s films Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush and What's New Pussycat and for TV adaptations of Oliver Twist and A Christmas Carol.
Link: BBC



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More... ]]> Reddit RSS Feed Newsbot http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?138253-Wonder-how-many-Americans-can-I-get-to-upvote-this... <![CDATA[The movement to re-restore our nation's honor is picking up steam.]]> http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?138252-The-movement-to-re-restore-our-nation-s-honor-is-picking-up-steam.&goto=newpost Wed, 08 Sep 2010 03:50:02 GMT It all started just seven days ago with a self-post on /r/politics, subject line: "I've had a vision and I can't shake it: Stephen Colbert needs to hold a satirical rally in DC."

This idea struck a chord with the reddit community, and it grew and it spread out across the internet, until finally it reached even the mainstream media: earlier today, Entertainment Weekly, the Chicago Sun-Times, and New York's Daily News wrote about it. Twitter and Facebook are a-chatter. And, if this guy is to be believed, something interesting is going to happen on tonight's episode of the Colbert Report.

If this is really going to turn into one of those Great Moments On the Internet, reddit is going to need a place to discuss and plan it, and figure out a way to make it happen. There were a few fledgling communities created for this purpose, and as of today, they've united under one banner:

If you want to help bring about a Stephen Colbert rally in front of the Lincoln Memorial (a few steps down from where Glenn Beck once famously stood), join /r/colbertrally and make it happen.


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More... ]]> Reddit RSS Feed Newsbot http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?138252-The-movement-to-re-restore-our-nation-s-honor-is-picking-up-steam. niggers on glocktalk? http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?138251-niggers-on-glocktalk&goto=newpost Wed, 08 Sep 2010 03:27:05 GMT http://glocktalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1262053

Came across this thread. Tribute to Tupac and tons of nigger loving going on. ]]> Cell Block B -General Monkeyshines GovJacksonFan http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?138251-niggers-on-glocktalk SC Nigger Got The Taser For Showing Off Muh Dikk http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?138249-SC-Nigger-Got-The-Taser-For-Showing-Off-Muh-Dikk&goto=newpost Wed, 08 Sep 2010 03:22:26 GMT $30,000 bond...he must have really pissed the magistrate off.



http://www.charlotteobserver.com/201...mself-was.html




ROCK HILL, S.C. - A grossly intoxicated Rock Hill man sitting on a boulder exposing himself Saturday night had to be Tasered multiple times while officers tried to arrest him.

Danny Lee Thomas, 47, was charged with indecent exposure and assault on a police officer while resisting arrest Saturday night, according to a Rock Hill police report.

Thomas is accused of sitting on a large boulder on a road just off Saluda Street in Rock Hill with his pants pulled around his knees, clearly exposing himself, the report states.

When he saw an officer get out of his car, Thomas took off running.

When an officer got close, Thomas is accused of throwing several punches at him, striking the officer in the face, the report states. After he continued running, the officer used a Taser to try to stun Thomas several times.

Finally the officer caught Thomas by punching him and physically holding him down until another officer could handcuff him.

Thomas smelled of alcohol and was suspected of being under the influence of crack cocaine, the report states.

He is being held at the Moss Justice Center on $30,000 bond.


Read more: http://www.charlotteobserver.com/201...#ixzz0yu7vVAS8 ]]> Cell Block C - nigger Crime nochitlins http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?138249-SC-Nigger-Got-The-Taser-For-Showing-Off-Muh-Dikk Congress Republicans wary of Obama economy plan http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?138247-Congress-Republicans-wary-of-Obama-economy-plan&goto=newpost Wed, 08 Sep 2010 03:10:04 GMT WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Republicans in Congress showed little willingness to help President Barack Obama approve billions of dollars in measures to... WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Republicans in Congress showed little willingness to help President Barack Obama approve billions of dollars in measures to boost the economy with midterm elections less than two months away.





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Wekiva High School ninth-grader Olivier Louis died this afternoon after collapsing on the football field during practice, officials said.

The 15-year-old boy was transported to Florida Hospital Apopka after experiencing "medical difficulties" on the field around 4 p.m., officials said. The teen died at the hospital, said Orange County Sheriff's spokesman Cpt. Angelo Nieves.

A large crowd gathered at the hospital this evening.

The teen's brother, Michael Louis, 18, and friend Rubin Printemps, 20, said they were told Olivier was stretching on the field when he suddenly fell backward.

"I don't know how that makes sense," said Michael Louis, who was visibly upset.
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The teen's parents were praying inside the hospital chapel, Michael Louis said. The boy's stepfather, Mario Etienne, expressed shock and sadness at Olivier's sudden death.

"We just learned that this tragedy happened," he said, adding that Olivier was the youngest of seven children.

Nieves said in an email that deputies responded to the high school shortly after 4 p.m. "in regards to the 15 year old male freshman team football player who was transported to the hospital from the school after falling ill on the practice field and collapsed…The youngster did not respond to additional life saving attempts and succumbed at the hospital."

Deputies were interviewing witnesses who were at the scene when the teen collapsed Tuesday, Nieves said. Homicide detectives are conducting a death investigation.

"We will have grief counselors here at the school (Wednesday) for students, said Kathy Marsh, Orange County Public Schools spokeswoman.

Last month, six Apopka High School football players were hospitalized and treated for heat related illnesses suffered at practice on a day when the temperatures hovered in the mid-90s.

It was not known Tuesday whether the day's heat played a role. The high at Orlando International Airport Tuesday was 88 degrees and in Daytona Beach the high was 87.

The Orange-Osceola Medical Examiner will perform an autopsy on Olivier Louis to determine how he died, Nieves said.

The news of the boy's death spread quickly this afternoon.

Students from Apopka High and Wekiva High gathered this afternoon at the Kit Land Nelson Park in Apopka for a pep rally for an upcoming football game between the two schools.

Apopka Mayor John Land said several hundred people were at the park this afternoon when he was asked to deliver the news about the student, and then called the pep-rally off.

Land said school district officials did not give him details about Oliver's death.

"It's a tragedy, and one that I'm sure will touch a lot of people in the community," Land said Tuesday night. "It really hits home."

The football players were not in attendance at the rally. Friday's football game is still scheduled to take place.

Friends wrote condolence messages on Olivier's Facebook page this evening, expressing sadness and grief.

"Oh God, gonna miss you bad man…R.I.P.," one friend wrote.

"R.I.P. you will live forever in our hearts …" another friend said.

Check back for updates. ]]> Cell Block B -General Monkeyshines Hurricane Shaquanda http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?138245-Feetsball-teenape-OLIVER-made-good