I haven't heard some of these jokes before!
1.What does a black kid say when he has diarrhea?----" I am mellllting"
2.Whats long smells and smells like ape shit?----The unemployment line.
3.Whats the problem with 4 niggers going off a cliff in Cadillac?----The car seats six.
4.How do you starve a nigger?----Hide his welfare check in his work boots.
5.How do you kill a nigger?----Throw a bucket of KFC off a cliff.
6.Whats the difference between a nigger and a speed bump?----You slow down for the speed bump.
7.What does niglet get for Christmas?----Your bike.
8.Why don't you run over a black kids bike in your car?----Because it might be yours.
9.What do you call 1000 niggers in an ocean?----An oil spill.
10.How do you stop a nigger from raping a girl?----Throw him a basketball.
11.What do you call a nigger with a wooden leg?----Shit on a stick.
12.What do you call a nigger in a sleeping bag?----A mars bar.
13.What do you call 2 niggers in a sleeping bag?----A twix.
14.Why do niggers always have sex on there minds?----Because they have pubic hair on their heads.
15.Why are niggers getting stronger?----Because T.V's are getting bigger.
16.Whats faster then a nigger running with your T.V?----His brother with the VCR.
17.Why are niggers so good at basketball?----Because they can shoot steel and run.
18.How do you keep a nigger out of your front yard?----Move the garbage can to the back.
19.Why do niggers carry shit in their wallets?----For identity.
20.How do you save a nigger from drowning?----You don't.