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    Default Top Twenty Nigger Jokes

    I haven't heard some of these jokes before!

    1.What does a black kid say when he has diarrhea?----" I am mellllting"
    2.Whats long smells and smells like ape shit?----The unemployment line.
    3.Whats the problem with 4 niggers going off a cliff in Cadillac?----The car seats six.
    4.How do you starve a nigger?----Hide his welfare check in his work boots.
    5.How do you kill a nigger?----Throw a bucket of KFC off a cliff.
    6.Whats the difference between a nigger and a speed bump?----You slow down for the speed bump.
    7.What does niglet get for Christmas?----Your bike.
    8.Why don't you run over a black kids bike in your car?----Because it might be yours.
    9.What do you call 1000 niggers in an ocean?----An oil spill.
    10.How do you stop a nigger from raping a girl?----Throw him a basketball.
    11.What do you call a nigger with a wooden leg?----Shit on a stick.
    12.What do you call a nigger in a sleeping bag?----A mars bar.
    13.What do you call 2 niggers in a sleeping bag?----A twix.
    14.Why do niggers always have sex on there minds?----Because they have pubic hair on their heads.
    15.Why are niggers getting stronger?----Because T.V's are getting bigger.
    16.Whats faster then a nigger running with your T.V?----His brother with the VCR.
    17.Why are niggers so good at basketball?----Because they can shoot steel and run.
    18.How do you keep a nigger out of your front yard?----Move the garbage can to the back.
    19.Why do niggers carry shit in their wallets?----For identity.
    20.How do you save a nigger from drowning?----You don't.


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    My personal fav is this.

    I was taking a biology exam and one of the questions was too name some things that are commonly found in cells apparently niggers was incorrect.

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    a little nigger baby goes to heaven and is flying around. It comes upon God and says, look at me God I'm a an angel and God replies, no you stupid nigger ,your a bat.

    What do you call a black woman with two or more abortions- crimefighter
    how do you save a nigger from drowing- take your foot off his head
    first black test tube baby- janitor in a drum
    three things you cant give a nigger- black eye, fat lip and a job
    why do niggers stink- so blind people can hate them



    You can take the nigger out of the jungle but you cant take the jungle out of a nigger.

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    Why do niggers have nightmares? We killed the only one who had a dream.

 

 

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