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    Default Stupid Nigger Names- The List

    http://stupidniggernames.blogspot.com/

    Every single name on this list has been involved in a felony.
    Hey God. *psssst* .....enough with the niggers already......eh?

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    ThinWhiteLine
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    Damn, Capt. I know that you had been keeping the list for some time but I had no idea how extensive it was. You are to be congratulated on your efforts.



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    Damn, what a list!

    Made me think about one of my favorite tricks to play niggers and their goofy names:

    I'll see one I know and they'll have their latest monkey with them and I ask the niglet's name. Let's say they say it's 'Laquiesha' , I'll look at them real puzzled and ask them "Didn't you know know that's Spanish for 'toilet sponge'???" If they doubt, I tell them go look it up(they never do).

    One of the best variations on that I did was one where they named the little monkey "Quatervius" or some bullshit close to that and I looked at them in complete shock and said "Didn't you know that's Latin for 'nigger'???"

    The effect is PRICELESS!!! Try it sometime!

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    My personal faves were "Candida, Chlamydia, and Cash Mo'nae"... two of which are genital diseases!

    + = really bizarre names.

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    Here are some nigger names that I have seen from real experiences:

    Chiquita - was a student in my mothers science class that claimed it should be pronounced sh-qeeta. Nope nigger...thats the fucking Chiquita banana. The story literally goes that her pappy was so high that he saw a banana with the Chiquita sticker on it and named her that. I was surprised that the daddy was actually there at the time of birf.

    Fe'male- Nigger parents were high off their ass on and had no idea what to name it. So they just used "Female" and said it should be pronounced "feh-maul-e"

    My friend told me this one. He had a class in college where this niggerbuck was named Cinnamon. He pronounced it kin-eh-mon. Once again, the nigger was named after the first thing it's mammy saw when she shit out the nigglet.

    This one is in my current public speaking class: Wankieka. Somehow, the first "k" is silent, so it is pronounced Wan-eeka. Niggers have no grasp of the English language so random consonants can be added and made silent for no reason.

    I'm sure I have some more, but that's all I can think of now. I will add some later.

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    A woman in Central Park overheard an old sheboon call to a niglet: "Hea Exy, Exy!" walking up to the sheboon, she said, "Isn't that a rather odd name for a child?" the negress responded with, "Dat not be her full name. That bee jus de pet name I gives her. Her full be Eczema!"
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    Sharnellia had recently had a niglet and she didn't know what to call the beast. Mulling it over with her packmate, she considered a word she had overheard in the obstetric ward. "I dink I call heer Vagina." The mother sow said. The two negresses agreed on that. When they relayed that to the hospital personell, the nurse was obviously flustered. "You can't name a baby that!" The sensible nurse tried to convince the sow. "An Why nots? I beez her mudder!" The sheboon objected. This prompted the human to explain what a vagina was, and when she finished, the hag laughed, saying, "That not beez a vagina... That beez a cootchie!
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    I also heard of a niglet called Urine.(pronounced Ur-IN-ie)

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    My grandmother, rest her soul, was an OB-GYN nurse. She told us the story of a nigger sow naming her twins "Syphillia" and "Ghonnoria".

    She swore this was true and I never doubted her for a minute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capt. Larsen View Post
    http://stupidniggernames.blogspot.com/

    Every single name on this list has been involved in a felony.
    "Born God Supreme"
    That one just takes the first prize as the most niggery name ever :
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    I also like "Syphilis", "Godzilla pimp", "King_Money_Tarzan". This is an excellent list of stupid nigger names!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaTrine Jakscoon View Post
    "Born God Supreme"
    That one just takes the first prize as the most niggery name ever :
    Quote Originally Posted by Miss Ann View Post
    I also like "Syphilis", "Godzilla pimp", "King_Money_Tarzan". This is an excellent list of stupid nigger names!
    Here's the story on the above stupid nigger names.
    Last edited by Capt. Larsen; 06-05-2008 at 07:28 PM.
    Hey God. *psssst* .....enough with the niggers already......eh?

 

 

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