OMG couldn't believe this one when I saw it but it's real. Here is the setup.
Sheboon working in an office and her buck comes strolling in with a bag of McDonalds in one hand and a big flower in the other hand. He puts the bag of crap down and says "I Gots a Suprize Fo Yo" and holds out the flower. The boons face lights up and snatches the bag of McDonalds and tears into a Big Mac "Yooou So Sweeeet" as the buck looks at his flower like a retard.
Keep your eyes peeled for this niggerfuxated commercial.