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    Exclamation JENKEM: A simple WIKI that even NIGGERS can UNNASTAN!

    Gosh darnit folks, it's those wild and crazy niggers inventing things yet again! Just what will they think of next?

    Jenkem is an alleged drug that was supposedly invented in poor parts of Africa.

    Appearance
    When it is ready to be used, it is a gas. It is created from feces left in a container to ferment for a long time

    Effects
    When breathed in, Jenkem makes the person see crazy things. It is like a crazy dream, the person imagines things happening that are not really happening. The person may also hear sounds that are not really there. This is called a hallucination. Jenkem is also used to make a person happy. Because it is made out of fermented waste (or old poop), it is also very stinky.

    Dangers of using Jenkem
    Because Jenkem is human waste and is inhaled (huffing), the person can get a nasty infection because of the dirt and germs in the waste. It also leaves a nasty taste of poop in the mouth for days.
    [ame]http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem[/ame]
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    So then, we have two reasons niggers smell.

    1. Jenkem.

    2. They're niggers.

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    Is it like red wine and ages well ?

    Do you pay extra the longer its matured.

    As its methane what happens when you smoke a cigarette at the same time.

    I need to know.

    Jenkemboi

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    I'm sure a chemical reaction occurs. Followed by a massive chimpout.

    Hoooo shhheeet dat methan be racisss.

    And I got word, it's pool this afternoon. I'll take my rum to deny the niggers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenkemboi View Post
    Is it like red wine and ages well ?

    Do you pay extra the longer its matured.

    As its methane what happens when you smoke a cigarette at the same time.

    I need to know.

    Jenkemboi
    Dont know about cigarettes, but niggers often multitask and huff jenkem, and be hittin the crack pipe simultaneously. Huge lols ensue.

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    NIGGER FACT: In 1934, Albert Einsteins janitor, Rastus Ignormus, published a competing "Theory of special relativity". Rastus postulated that "raping yo relatives be very special". Rastus went on to the groundbreaking "Unified Muy Dik Theory", which is considered to be the hallmark of modern rape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RetahReggin View Post
    Boy, the Listerine & Scope people need to market their mouthwash in Africa!

    I can see the commercials on TV now.....

    "Jenkem Breath? Scope this out!"

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    BTW...this was post #1900.
    Doodle-Doodle-Dee....Wubba Wubba Wubba!
    what can i say to that




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    Niggers be inventors and sheet

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    Quote Originally Posted by RetahReggin View Post
    Boy, the Listerine & Scope people need to market their mouthwash in Africa!

    I can see the commercials on TV now.....

    "Jenkem Breath? Scope this out!"

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    BTW...this was post #1900.
    Doodle-Doodle-Dee....Wubba Wubba Wubba!
    That would give new meaning to the Orbit commercial.

    Dirty Jenkem Mouth? Clean it up with Orbit!
    Last edited by gun_luver; 08-16-2009 at 01:09 AM.
    years ago, a sow told me a friend of her's named her baby Sha Theed, and it was spelled Shithead
    How does one know when a nigger is lying? It's lips are moving!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by gun_luver View Post
    That would give new meaning to the Orbit commercial.

    Dirty Jenkem Mouth? Clean it up with Orbit!


    "Understanding the behavior of a nigger is the difference between life and death"

 

 

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