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    Default Where do Niggers go When they Die?

    We all know that Niggers don't go to Heaven -- because of course it couldn't actually be Heaven if it had Niggers present!

    Theories abound about what happens to Niggers when they die -- such as they get skinned and made into diving suits, or get boiled down to make road tar.

    But in the Afterlife? We know that Cats and Dogs go to Heaven of course. Probably leftovers from Taco Bell might be able to get in under the right circumstances -- but Niggers never!

    So, where do they go?

    Doc

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    Straight to the bowels of hell.

    And at the fag-end of the procession was a long double file of the proudest, happiest scoundrels I saw yesterday--niggers. Or perhaps I should say "them damned niggers," which is the other name they go by now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WildTrout View Post
    Straight to the bowels of hell.
    Nope. I doubt the devil wants anything to do with niggers either. It's hell, not apefrica.
    You might be a king or a street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper. -Robert Alton Harris

    I lubz mangoz! - Some goofy looking little nigglet

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    The great great welfare line in the sky.

    It never moves but niggers are to stupid to realize
    because they think they are getting a free be
    Dumbfuckingnigger Should be one word.

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    Oh that's an easy question. Hell. But their hell is worse than mosts. Theirs does include the usual fire and brimestone but they have to WORK to keep the flames going for their own torment. In front of them is a ice-cold 40 that disappears when they go to reach for it. As soon as they go to hell, they are put on a mock trial where they will believe the race card will work. WHEN they try it, it is dismissed. And that is just for your average nigger.

    Niggers who committed horrible crimes like murder and raping a human; are put through extra torment.
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    They go straight to the 9th circle of Nigger Hell, and remain there to writhe in perpetual agony for all eternity.

    What a lovely thought that is, eh?
    "An individual's tolerance for niggers is inversely proportional to their distance from them."

    Dr JT Buckmaster, Bnig, MN, Ph.Nig
    Emeritus Professor of Niggerology
    European Institute of Advanced Nigger Studies (EIANS)

    1-800-FUK NGRS



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    Quote Originally Posted by JT Buckmaster View Post
    They go straight to the 9th circle of Nigger Hell, and remain there to writhe in perpetual agony for all eternity.

    What a lovely thought that is, eh?

    Still, they are lower than Judas in the 9th circle. Since so many niggers will go to hell, Satan may be forced to dig out another circle...or at least have the niggers to do so
    "Political correctness is the sullen revenge of the spiteful, intolerant, and ill-willed dunce upon all the liveliness in this world. It is no more than the humorlessly insincere resort of minds so mediocre that, for them, a revival of Stalinism is preferable to the pain of a glimpse of self-it is the last sigh of the beast that Nietzsche identified as ressentiment."

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    Niggers do not have souls. They go the same place insects or trees or fish go: nowhere, because they're just a (putrid) collection of chemicals.
    Segregation now, segregation forever!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marse Jim View Post
    Niggers do not have souls. They go the same place insects or trees or fish go: nowhere, because they're just a (putrid) collection of chemicals.
    I cannot believe this because the joy of them burning in hell for eternity makes me fill warm inside.
    "Political correctness is the sullen revenge of the spiteful, intolerant, and ill-willed dunce upon all the liveliness in this world. It is no more than the humorlessly insincere resort of minds so mediocre that, for them, a revival of Stalinism is preferable to the pain of a glimpse of self-it is the last sigh of the beast that Nietzsche identified as ressentiment."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc Johnson View Post
    We all know that Niggers don't go to Heaven -- because of course it couldn't actually be Heaven if it had Niggers present!

    Theories abound about what happens to Niggers when they die -- such as they get skinned and made into diving suits, or get boiled down to make road tar.

    But in the Afterlife? We know that Cats and Dogs go to Heaven of course. Probably leftovers from Taco Bell might be able to get in under the right circumstances -- but Niggers never!

    So, where do they go?

    Doc
    I suspect, that because they are not human, but the "beasts" spoken about in the bible, the same place cattle, goats, ducks, chickens, goldfish, sheep go.

 

 

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